WHO CUT THE CHEESE?
So, did you read all of the Barney™ stuff and figure that I'm a plain-vanilla, goody two shoes, girly-man of some sort? Nahhhhhh! Actually I've got a pretty ribald sense of humor, and proved it with my parody of the self-help book "Who Moved My Cheese?" Mine was called, of course, "Who Cut The Cheese?" and told the tale (tail?) of two rats who learn the REAL lessons of the business world! The book was published under the pseudonym "Stilton Jarlsberg, MD", whose handsome face you see printed below.
"Who Cut The Cheese?" got great reviews from national publications, and top marks from readers on the Amazon.com website. It's a nasty little book if I say so myself, and deliciously funny! Want to read more about it? Then visit the book's official website by clicking HERE!
THE NINTH WONDER
Every self-respecting writer has an especially-loved film script in his top drawer. "THE NINTH WONDER" is mine (though it could be YOURS, Hollywood! Call now - operators are waiting!)THE NINTH WONDER is a fantasy-adventure romp in which master showman and lovable con-man PT Barnum is joined by his human oddities to fight a supernatural evil in his legendary "Museum of Wonders."
Here are a few pieces of concept art (by Tim Holtrop, a really talented artist). C'mon, admit it - you'd really like to see this on the big screen, wouldn't you? Think "special effects," PG-rating, franchise potential, and kajillions of dollars in profits.
Here are some of the most famous human oddities in history; Chang & Eng, Jojo the dog-faced boy, Vera Bigg, and Professor Pupp - the world's smartest dog!
Let's see, heroine strapped to the rack, Tom Thumb imprisoned in a torture cage, and PT Barnum trapped in a guillotine by a madman.
Yep, that's entertainment!
Yep, that's entertainment!
Charity Barnum is PT's loving but sickly wife. Her condition is no protection from the bad guys who plan to obtain supernatural power at Barnum's museum.
Tom Thumb proves that heroes come in all sizes.
He also proves that being a hero can really hurt sometimes.
Interested in rights to "The Ninth Wonder"? Please contact me at SW@StephenWhiteOnline.com
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